Deleted lines from the Thor script #176

  • Loki: The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
  • Odin: No. In the aftermath of the battle I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small for a Giant's offspring, abandoned, suffering, left to die. It was you. You were Laufey's son. By birth, anyway.
  • Loki: Laufeyson?
  • Odin: No - "Laufey'**S** Son". And only technically. You're actually *MY* son. I raised you!
  • Loki: Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
  • Odin: You were an innocent child. Plus, you were so cute when you grabbed my finger and tried to freeze it.
  • Odin: *(chuckles)*
  • Loki: No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?... TELL ME!!!
  • Odin: Well, this was more of a bonus to having another son, but I did think we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace... through you. Because of you. Isn't that an unprecedented, amazing feat? That's something no other being could have done!
  • Loki: What...?
  • Odin: But those plans no longer matter. Because your idiot brother fucked everything up.
  • Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?
  • Odin: No! Don't be silly. We'll find something for you to do.
  • Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you?
  • Odin: You're my son... I wanted only to protect you. I was waiting for the right time to tell you.
  • Loki: What, because I... I... I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?
  • Odin: *(withering)* No! Of course not!
  • Loki: You know, it all makes sense NOW, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!
  • Odin: *(steadies himself)*
  • Odin:
  • Loki: Oh, no! Are you Odinsleeping?
  • Odin:
  • Odin: *(belches majestically)*
  • Odin: Oof; shouldn't have had that second boar burger. Do you want to talk about this some more?
  • Loki: Really?
  • Odin: Verily! Now's as good a time as any.

Jurassic Park: The Lost World Query

So was watching Jurassic Park: the Lost World on tv and well stumbled across a scene that makes no sense at all

the scene went the boat/ship crashes through the port

All the crew are dead, torn apart limb from limb


The dinosaur never left its paddock till the security guy pressed the open button on the console to open the hatch


the baby dinosaur was never on the boat/ship it was flown over  

so my question is HOW DID THE CREW DIE????


Sarah story to Toby

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby, and the baby was a spoilt child and wanted everything for himself and the young girl was practically a slave, but what no one knew was that the King of the Goblins had fallen in love with the girl and he had given her certain powers. So one night when the baby had been particularly cruel to her she called on the Goblins for help.

“Say your right words” the goblins said “and we will take the baby to the goblin city and you will be free”

But the girl knew the king of the goblins would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and turn it into a goblin and so the girl suffered in  silence until one night she was tired from a day of housework and she was hurt by the harsh words of her stepmother and she could no longer stand it

“ I wish I wish” said Sarah

“Shut up she’s going to say the words” said the gobins

“ I can bare no longer goblin king goblin king whenever you may be take this child far away  from me”

“ ahhhhh that’s not it where did she learn that rubbish , it doesn’t even start with I wish” said the goblins

“I wish I knew what to say to take the goblins away” said Sarah

“I wish the goblins would come and take you away RIGHT NOW that’s not hard is it “ said the goblins

“I wish, I wish, I wish the goblins would come and take you away RIGHT NOW” said Sarah